the-snowflake-owl:

Tragic past doesn’t mean = actions justified

Tragic past means = explanation behind acts.

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the-keepers-of-the-keys:

this is the best gif EVER

OMG

the-book-ferret:

the-keepers-of-the-keys:

this is the best gif EVER

OMG

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madeupofstars:

deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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one of my cats actively complains when I sneeze. 

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guroslime:

person : why do you draw everything facing left in 3/4 view

me : im a right handed mediocre artist 

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pettymotives:

I love Puddleglum. He really isn’t as glum as he tries to be (the other Marshwiggles were right about that), and the Harfang giants part was as much as a character developement moment for Puddleglum as it was for the kids. Mainly because he admitted that he could have prevented Jill and Eustace from going to the castle if he wanted to, but didn’t as he actually wanted to escape the cold aswell. And of course there’s the epic moment where he drowns a whole botte of giant liquor and gets roaring drunk. He’s such an easy going guy overall, though, with a wicked sense of humor and a great outlook on life.

pettymotives:

I love Puddleglum. He really isn’t as glum as he tries to be (the other Marshwiggles were right about that), and the Harfang giants part was as much as a character developement moment for Puddleglum as it was for the kids. Mainly because he admitted that he could have prevented Jill and Eustace from going to the castle if he wanted to, but didn’t as he actually wanted to escape the cold aswell. And of course there’s the epic moment where he drowns a whole botte of giant liquor and gets roaring drunk. He’s such an easy going guy overall, though, with a wicked sense of humor and a great outlook on life.

Anonymous said: Hi! I was.... wondering if.... uhm... if you and Lanfear ever..... you know.... did it? Like, actually DID it?

shiningshadow2121:

askasmodean:

asklanfear:

askasmodean:

asklanfear:

askasmodean:

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We were both bored and unattached, and thought it was a good idea at the time. And while it was not exactly unpleasant, I feel like we’ve learned things about eachother that we REALLY didn’t need to know.

ASMODEAN

I DIDN’T REVEAL ANYTHING! IT’S NOT EXACTLY SOMETHING I’D LIKE TO RELIVE IN GREAT DETAIL.

YOU REVEALED ENOUGH YOU SPUTTERING MULE

I PANICKED!

There needs to be a whole book of the forsaken pre and post breaking just squabbling with eachother


YES!! The prequel we never knew we needed!! BUT in the meantime I’m really loving this one fanfic set right after the drilling of the bore that centers around the Forsaken and it is AWESOME! It reads like a sci-fi mystery because the presence of the Dark One is just begining to shake thangs up and no one knows what’s going on. And the characters are so well-written and ASMODEAN absolutely darling in it, so if you like the Forsaken, I totally recommend it!! Here’s a link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10230270/1/Lost-Violent-Souls

wefuckinglovescience:

The skull of an armadillo lizard. Image courtesy of Black Dog & Leventhal Publishers

wefuckinglovescience:

The skull of an armadillo lizard.

Image courtesy of Black Dog & Leventhal Publishers

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livia-sedai said: Which of the other Forsaken do you get along with the best?

elan-morin-tedronai:

askasmodean:

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And secondly, after seeing this magnificent piece of art, how is it possible to believe that I would enjoy the company of any of these overgrown children??

But I digress.

To answer your questions, the other Chosen seem to have it in their heads that when I am not being dragged around by Lanfear, I get along with Moghedien the most - “bonding through spinelessness” or something or other (wow, Sammael, how creative even for you!) - but really, I hardly ever see her around. Rahvin is always trying to scam me and I detest him utterly for it; Mesaana thinks she knows more about the history of music in the Second Age than I do; Ishamael and Demandred are simply above everyone else and good luck trying to talk to them; Balthamel worries me; Semirhage is Semirhage; Graendal is actually quite pleasant at times, but I can’t shake the feeling she wants to knock me off first to better her odds - best to watch your drinks around her; and I can’t emphasize enough how boring a person Be’lal is. I suppose I get along with Aginor quite often - did you know that he’s terrified of Ishamael? It’s entertaining to watch, really. But it’s more that he somehow thinks I find his talk of splicing creatures together interesting and I can’t get rid of him at meetings.

In conclusion, my favorite Chosen would have to be none other than myself. *laughs at his own comedic genius*

*gigglesnort* First of all, Asmo’s face! That’s like not even 120% done anymore, it’s fast closing in on 300% done and what is life. AND THE DRAWING OH MY GOD!! XD (I’d be lying if I said I didn’t spend a while trying to figure out who is who.)

That comment on Sammael. And “Balthamel worries me.” XD Ah, Eval… x) And Aginor!! I now have a persistent mental image of him trailing after Asmo at Forsaken meetings and going on about his latest improvements to the Trolloc genetic design or something. :D

Hahaha, I’m so glad you caught the “Balthamel worries me” part - it was literally my favorite sentence in this XD And yes! That is exactly the image I have with Aginor,and maybe he even invites Asmo over to his lab to witness his experiments first hand because what are friends for if not to witness the spawning of horrific abominations together?

And the order of the Forsaken in his drawing from top to bottom and right to left is: (top line) Be’lal with the sword, Aginor hugging a Trolloc, Mesaana flying, Semirhage knitting, (next line) Ishamael with his hands up, (next line) Balthamel sitting, graendal with her curls, Rahvin with his hair-wings, Demandred brooding, (next line) Moghedien popping out, and Lanfear fighting with Sammael.

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suicunesrider:

uneditededit:

Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

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not gonna lie that still looks intimately real

I’m still somewhat convinced that someone sold their soul to create the special effects in Jurassic Park because that shit is over 20 years old and it still really, really holds up, better than the stuff in a lot of current movies, even.

Fucking witchcraft, man. 

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