I have a huge soft spot for schemers and opportunists and dirty cowards, and I live for their "Oh Crap" moments. I love cartoons, disney villains, other villains, classic movies, books, black humor, gallows humor, and animals (and not just the fluffy ones). Enjoy your stay!

18th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from That Dramatic Bookworm with 236,590 notes

bady11:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

freaky-deaky-dyke:

Dogs man … just, dogs

THERE IS A DOG FEEDING A BABY LAMB

You all need to have this on your dash :D

*-* I love dogs

Tagged: The first two dogs thoughgeezdogsanimals

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17th April 2014

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screwedupclickvevo:

arachnofiend:

chibisilverwings:

ambrromance:

joultonofblood:

Sums up their personalities pretty well.

Eddy: I can achieve anything
Edd: there’s a logical way to achieve what I want
Ed: there’s nothing standing in my way

Eddy hopping over the fence indicates his willingness to “cheat” the system, or to take a shortcut. Much like his schemes, it might end up being more work, but in his mind, cheating is the best way to get ahead.

Edd goes the neat and logical way, he’s straight forward. BUT, note that he closes the gate behind him rather than leaving it open. He’s incredibly meticulous and even if it’s more convenient to leave it open for anyone coming in behind him, he has to leave things neat, tidy and as he found them.

Ed is also is straight forward, he in fact is using the MOST direct route. But this route is one no one else would consider because it seems completely nonsensical. Which sums him up pretty well. The fact that it works for him is also fun to note. In general his earnestness and determination carries him through situations that most people would be stopped by.

I honestly never thought I’d see a critical analysis of Ed, Edd, and Eddy

*Jock cupping mouth in crowded high school cafeteria voice*

NEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSS

Tagged: hard to choosehahahaed edd and eddycharacter analysiscartoon network

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16th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Once the Heron, to Set His Path with 165,818 notes

katie-kat94:

pleatedjeans:

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The rare moment when YouTube comments go right.

Tagged: hahahaamazingdisney

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16th April 2014

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boneswolf:

roachpatrol:

4gifs:

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this gif keeps getting better

THAT IS ADORABLE

boneswolf:

roachpatrol:

4gifs:

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this gif keeps getting better

THAT IS ADORABLE

Tagged: gimme thatawwwcats

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16th April 2014

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thegoblinmarketofficial:

The Kelpie by Emma Weakley

DeviantArt: http://porceliandoll.deviantart.com/

Tumblr: http://theninjazebra.tumblr.com

In mythology, the kelpie is described as a strong and powerful horse. It is a white and sky blue colour and appeared as a lost pony, but could be identified by its constantly dripping mane. Its mane and tail are a bit curly. Its skin was said to be like that of a seal, smooth but as cold as death when touched. Kelpies were said to transform into beautiful women to lure men into their traps. They created illusions to keep themselves hidden, keeping only their eyes above water to scout the surface. The fable of the kelpie varies by region. The Kelpie’s mane is said to be a sky blue colour. The water horse is a common form of the kelpie, said to lure humans into the water to drown them. The water horse would encourage people to ride on its back, and once its victims fell into its trap, the water horse’s skin would become adhesive and the horse would bear the victim into the river, dragging them to the bottom of the water and devouring them—except the heart or liver. A common Scottish tale is the story of nine children lured onto a kelpie’s back, while a tenth kept his distance. The kelpie chased the tenth child, but he escaped. Another more gruesome variation on this tale is that the tenth child simply stroked the kelpie’s nose but, when his hand stuck to it, he took a knife from his pocket and cut his own hand off, cauterizing it with wood from a nearby fire.

Tagged: interestingmythological creatureskelpieshorsesartcomics

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16th April 2014

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safety-officer-barto:

I’ve been waiting for this gifset my entire life.

Tagged: this movie i swearhahahalord farquaadthe gingerbread manshrek

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16th April 2014

Post reblogged from Betrayer of Hope with 31 notes

elan-morin-tedronai:

pettymotives:

Like it? I loved it! Haha, but if Asmodean lives (in this au), he’d meet Taim, and he’d probably have to keep acting like he can’t channel but I wonder how their interactions would go? It would be funny no doubt.

Other characters I wanted him to meet were Nynaeve (‘cuz she doesn’t have time for shirkers XD) and Perrin (mainly because he said he wanted to see all the ta’veren in a set since they’re so fascinating).

Ohh man I totally want to write more of this AU now. Because oh gods.

Asmodean watching with a vague sense of dread as the Black Tower grows because guys you’re going to go mad and kill all the things.

Asmodean tagging along with Perrin & co. to Dumai’s Wells.

Asmodean not knowing what to do with himself while Rand is off fighting Sammael because everything could go wrong jfc.

Asmodean getting soaked in the rain during the campaign against the Seanchan because he can’t exactly channel an umbrella for himself with all the Asha’man around because he’s not supposed to be able to channel.

Asmodean freaking the fuck out when Rand loses control with Callandor.

Asmodean freaking the fuck out in Far Madding because suddenly, not even the little amount of Power he can normally access is available.

Asmodean freaking the fuck out during the Cleansing because Forsaken are coming out of the woodworks.

Oh maaaaann… How am I ever going to write this all??? o_o

I AM LOVING THIS AU!! Asmodean freaking the fuck out is so true! I WANT TO DRAW EVVVVVERYYYTHIIING!! The danger scale just keeps going up and up, Rand becoming more and more unstable, and as you said, Forsaken coming out of the woodworks! (Actually, thinking about this au is kind of getting me over my period of mourning for Asmo and I feel like finishing reading the series just to imagine his reaction if he was there XD (…is that sad?))

Tagged: asmo auelan-morin-tedronai

15th April 2014

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lostsplendor:

Roentgen Objects, or Devices Larger Than The Rooms That Contain Them: "An extraordinary exhibition at the Metropolitan Museum of Art last year featured mechanical furniture designed by the father and son team of Abraham and David Roentgen: elaborate 18th-century technical devices disguised as desks and tables.”

Historical significance and craftsmanship aside, pretty much a baroque transformer.

Tagged: that last hidden easel was totally a transformervery coolmechanical furnitureroentgencoolstuff

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15th April 2014

Post reblogged from Neverborn Fantasies and Angelic Nightmares with 65,266 notes

upperstories:

Your fav characters crying in fan art.

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Your fav characters crying in canon.

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Tagged: true truei love it when they do in both cases thoughpersonally speakingfavscharacters

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15th April 2014

Link reblogged from Betrayer of Hope with 31 notes

WoT Fic: Near Death Experience →

elan-morin-tedronai:

pettymotives:

elan-morin-tedronai:

Pairing: Rand/Asmodean (very mild & open to interpretation)
Rating: G
Length: 1717 words
Summary: In which Asmodean doesn’t die.

Dedicated to pettymotives, whose Asmo art is responsible for things, including this fic. (<3 you)

This didn’t turn out as shippy as I intended, but we’ll just have to live with that.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I love youuuu!!! *Dies from squeeing*

Thank you thank you thank you!!! You NAILED IT!! I can’t stop reading it aw man. I don’t know how, but you wrote Asmo and Rand’s voices, as well as the tone and timing and atmosphere of the books, perfectly! THe humor, the cameos (I loved Bashere and the Maidens), Asmo unable to stop commenting and noticing things even when he’s distressed, Rand trying to be hard but being the fumbling empathetic sheepherder he is (in that book in any case), and tHE ENDING!!!! Ohhhh the ending!! So sad and warm and beautiful and IN CHARACTER IMO! I may have to draw that XD ANyway, thank you so much!

THANK YOUuu~! :D I AM SO HAPPY YOU LIKE IT oh Light you have no idea how nervous I’ve been since I posted it o_o because Asmodean! I am not inside this guy’s head like I am in Taim’s or Elan’s on a good day or… asdf.

And I love you so much and even more (although I’m not entirely sure that’s possible) if you do draw it~

<3

Like it? I loved it! Haha, but if Asmodean lives (in this au), he’d meet Taim, and he’d probably have to keep acting like he can’t channel but I wonder how their interactions would go? It would be funny no doubt.
Other characters I wanted him to meet were Nynaeve (‘cuz she doesn’t have time for shirkers XD) and Perrin (mainly because he said he wanted to see all the ta’veren in a set since they’re so fascinating).

Tagged: yayasmo auelan-morin-tedronaiwheel of timemazrim taim